Bundle Six groans, third serving The groan pool refilled; here's the third round.
Bundle Six more clean groans Six more dad jokes, each one balanced on a single hinge word.
Bundle Six clean groans Six dad jokes, each balanced on a single hinge word.
Finds
- You get what you deserve Today's dad joke
- Rotation of Earth Joke A dad joke that gets its whole effect from one idiom being literally true.
- Magic Tractor Joke A pun that hides in the word 'turned' until the last two words.
- Right behind you Today's dad joke
- sixwhyo A code reviewer who just keeps asking why
- Framed Picture Joke A four-word punchline that gets a picture convicted.
- Against the Grain Joke A dad joke that puts a dead idiom back next to its own ingredients.
- Coffee Mugged Joke A dad joke where the crime and the container turn out to be the same word.
- Lean Beef Joke A dad joke that turns a butcher's grading term into a description of posture.
- My Days Are Numbered Joke A dad joke about numbered days — a doctor's ominous idiom answered with a calendar's literal truth.
- I'm a Believer Joke A one-line pun riffing on the Monkees' "I'm a Believer."
- Cat Meds Joke A one-line pun about a cat's medication.
- Stolen Mixer Joke A one-line pun about a stolen kitchen mixer.
- Broken Hearing Aid Joke A short setup-and-punchline pun about a hearing aid.
- E-Books Are Spineless Joke A one-line pun on e-books and spines.
- Sketchy Courtroom Artist Joke A one-line pun on a courtroom sketch artist.
- Unrealtor Joke A one-line pun on imaginary houses.
- Is This Tech Dead? A deadpan registry that scores your favorite tech's Deaditude
- The 100 Greatest Bird Names of All Time 5,000-word ranked countdown of ornithology's most absurd names
- "Hi Hungry, I'm Dad" Joke The canonical dad joke.
- Orange / No It Doesn't Joke A short joke about a rhyming impossibility.
- Rotation of Earth Joke A short pun on Earth's rotation.
- Scarf and Hat Joke A short pun on hanging around.
- Spider Web Developer Joke A short pun about taking the spider out for drinks.
- Supermarket Checkout Divider Joke A short joke about the wedge bar at checkout.
- Whiteboards Are Remarkable Joke A short pun on the word remarkable.
- Annette Between Two Posts Joke A short pun on a girl's name and a net.
- Camo Jacket and Flip Flops Joke A short two-clothing-item joke that turns on a single twist.
- Grave Mistake Tombstone Joke A short single-word-pun joke about typos.
- Organ Donor Guts Joke A short medical pun.
- Pavlov in a Hotel Joke A short Pavlov joke.
- Popsicle Fallen Through Ice Joke A short pun about dads and ice.
- Square Root of -100 Joke A short math pun on complex numbers.
- Tennis Love Nothing Joke A short tennis-and-relationships pun.
- Trump Depends Joke A short brand-name pun.
- Vegan Family Bucket Joke A short pun about KFC and family.
- Cow Lightning Medium Rare Joke A short pun about lightning, statistics, and steak.
- The Final Front-Ear Joke Captain Kirk's three ears, by way of the show's opening narration.
- Garden Plot Thickens Joke A garden mystery with a literary punchline.
- Mortician and Electrician Joke A short pun on two unrelated professions sharing a workplace surprise.
- Moscow Russian Into Things Joke A pun about hastily deciding to move countries.
- Postmen Anagram Joke An anagram joke about the postal service.
- The Queue Silent-Letters Joke An etymology-flavoured pun about the spelling of 'queue'.
- The Shatner Panties Joke A two-line dad joke about Captain Kirk and the lingerie business.
- Suitcase Emotional Baggage Joke A short pun about cancelling vacation plans.
- Wind Turbines Metal Fan Joke Two wind turbines discuss their musical tastes.