Judge Jev accuses you of a generated crime, hands you five pieces of evidence, and gives you three minutes to write a defence before “The Mostly Honorable Judge Jev” — a geometric judge in a circular wig and stern glasses — returns a verdict with guilty odds, pulled from 50 crime stories and 150 evidence variants. No sign-up, open source, and built beneath a banner reading “ALL SHAPES ARE INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY” — the author meant it as a logic experiment for Jev and ended up just having fun.