The dial insert is butterscotch-blonde woodgrain — the Telecaster’s own material and colourway — and the seconds hand is cut in the silhouette of the guitar’s headstock, which is a joke aimed squarely at people who would notice. Underneath the tribute sits a real diver: 200 metres, cushion steel case, unidirectional bezel, sapphire, and a Miyota automatic visible through a caseback engraved for the Telecaster’s 75th. $499.