It sits on a splayed tripod with a coiled orange cable and a crank handle on the side, and the grille over the amber face is the giveaway: this is a searchlight that moves air. Speed is a 0–100 dial rather than three notches, the face is an LED matrix you can set to colours or readouts, and the 5000 mAh battery runs it for about twenty hours off the desk. $69.