A cat watering can, woodpecker shears, a sombrero citrus squeezer, a space-gun milk frother. The costume is the joke; the tool underneath works.
A G-Shock dressed as a banana at peak ripeness
→ gearpatrol.com
Cord wranglers with a pink tongue that does the holding
→ kikkerland.com
A hand-carved wooden d20 lamp lit by an LED tea candle
→ etsy.com
A canvas shoulder bag with a lid that opens like the real thing
→ rugsoda.com
A watering can shaped like a sitting cat — the spout is the tail
→ kikkerland.com
A nail brush you actually want to keep on the sink
→ kikkerland.com
Terracotta catch-all tray elongated to match a dachshund's silhouette
→ amazon.com
Ceramic capybara carrying your succulent on its back
→ amazon.com
A working waiter's corkscrew cast as an electric guitar
→ kikkerland.com
A porcelain citrus juicer shaped like a sombrero
→ kikkerland.com
A ray-gun-shaped handheld milk frother that actually froths
→ kikkerland.com