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From Latin con- (with) plus comitari (to accompany), itself from com- (with) — so, etymologically, with with.</description><pubDate>Wed, 19 Aug 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><category>words</category><category>etymology</category></item><item><title>One or two</title><link>https://unique.rzen.dev/find/joke-optometrists/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://unique.rzen.dev/find/joke-optometrists/</guid><description>How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb? 1 or 2? 1... or 2?</description><pubDate>Wed, 19 Aug 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><category>dad-joke</category><category>puns</category></item><item><title>I find ecstasy in living</title><link>https://unique.rzen.dev/find/quote-ecstasy-in-living/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://unique.rzen.dev/find/quote-ecstasy-in-living/</guid><description>Emily Dickinson spoke the line to Thomas Wentworth Higginson in August 1870; he printed it in the Atlantic in 1891, and a 1940 anthology reprinted it as correspondence.</description><pubDate>Wed, 19 Aug 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><category>quotes</category><category>dickinson</category><category>attribution</category></item><item><title>hapchance</title><link>https://unique.rzen.dev/find/hapchance/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://unique.rzen.dev/find/hapchance/</guid><description>Noun: luck, or a lucky occurrence. 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Kennedy Sr., first printed thirty years after 1929.</description><pubDate>Mon, 17 Aug 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><category>quotes</category><category>attribution</category><category>finance</category></item><item><title>Tironian Notes</title><link>https://unique.rzen.dev/reviews/tironian-notes/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://unique.rzen.dev/reviews/tironian-notes/</guid><description>Marcus Tullius Tiro built a 4,000-sign shorthand to take Cicero down verbatim in 63 BC. 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Noun: the substance that fixes a dye, or the acid that etches a plate.</description><pubDate>Fri, 14 Aug 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><category>word</category><category>etymology</category><category>printmaking</category></item><item><title>“When People Show You Who They Are, Believe Them”</title><link>https://unique.rzen.dev/find/show-you-who-they-are/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://unique.rzen.dev/find/show-you-who-they-are/</guid><description>Quote Investigator traces the Maya Angelou line to Oprah Winfrey&apos;s 1997 Wellesley commencement address, where Winfrey credited Angelou directly.</description><pubDate>Fri, 14 Aug 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><category>quotes</category><category>attribution</category><category>maya-angelou</category></item><item><title>Corbel</title><link>https://unique.rzen.dev/find/corbel/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://unique.rzen.dev/find/corbel/</guid><description>Noun: an architectural support projecting from a wall to bear weight. 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It never came to a full stop.</description><pubDate>Thu, 13 Aug 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><category>dad-joke</category><category>grammar</category></item><item><title>Mass confusion</title><link>https://unique.rzen.dev/find/mass-confusion/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://unique.rzen.dev/find/mass-confusion/</guid><description>Americans can&apos;t switch from pounds to kilograms overnight.</description><pubDate>Wed, 12 Aug 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><category>dad-joke</category><category>pun</category></item><item><title>Skirr</title><link>https://unique.rzen.dev/find/skirr/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://unique.rzen.dev/find/skirr/</guid><description>Skirr: to range rapidly over an area in search of something — and, as a noun, the whirring or grating sound of doing so.</description><pubDate>Wed, 12 Aug 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><category>vocabulary</category><category>etymology</category></item><item><title>They have nobody to go with</title><link>https://unique.rzen.dev/find/joke-nobody-to-go-with/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://unique.rzen.dev/find/joke-nobody-to-go-with/</guid><description>Why don&apos;t skeletons ever go trick or treating?</description><pubDate>Tue, 11 Aug 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><category>dad-joke</category><category>pun</category></item><item><title>Rapture</title><link>https://unique.rzen.dev/find/rapture/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://unique.rzen.dev/find/rapture/</guid><description>Ecstasy and the end times share one root — Latin rapere, to seize — and rapture has been a verb since 1636.</description><pubDate>Tue, 11 Aug 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><category>etymology</category><category>vocabulary</category><category>english</category></item><item><title>Assart</title><link>https://unique.rzen.dev/find/assart/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://unique.rzen.dev/find/assart/</guid><description>Assart: a tract of woodland cleared for cultivation — and, as a verb, the act of clearing it.</description><pubDate>Mon, 10 Aug 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><category>etymology</category><category>vocabulary</category><category>english</category></item><item><title>They always quack the case</title><link>https://unique.rzen.dev/find/joke-quack-the-case/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://unique.rzen.dev/find/joke-quack-the-case/</guid><description>Why do ducks make great detectives?</description><pubDate>Mon, 10 Aug 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><category>dad-joke</category><category>pun</category></item><item><title>When the bird and the book disagree</title><link>https://unique.rzen.dev/find/when-the-bird-and-the-book-disagree/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://unique.rzen.dev/find/when-the-bird-and-the-book-disagree/</guid><description>&quot;When the bird and the book disagree, always believe the bird&quot; 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With tomato paste.</description><pubDate>Wed, 29 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><category>dad-joke</category><category>pun</category><category>food</category></item><item><title>Withsay</title><link>https://unique.rzen.dev/find/withsay/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://unique.rzen.dev/find/withsay/</guid><description>A verb meaning to contradict, deny or refuse, from Old English wiðsæcga — literally, to say against.</description><pubDate>Wed, 29 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><category>etymology</category><category>old-english</category><category>verb</category></item><item><title>Etymologue</title><link>https://unique.rzen.dev/find/etymologue/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://unique.rzen.dev/find/etymologue/</guid><description>396,192 English words and 240,011 etymology links pulled out of Wiktionary and made walkable in both directions.</description><pubDate>Tue, 28 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><category>etymology</category><category>dictionary</category><category>wiktionary</category></item><item><title>Can February march?</title><link>https://unique.rzen.dev/find/joke-february-march-april-may/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://unique.rzen.dev/find/joke-february-march-april-may/</guid><description>A dad joke from icanhazdadjoke: two months doubling as verbs, in a single seven-word exchange.</description><pubDate>Tue, 28 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><category>pun</category><category>wordplay</category><category>calendar</category></item><item><title>Misdoubt</title><link>https://unique.rzen.dev/find/misdoubt/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://unique.rzen.dev/find/misdoubt/</guid><description>Misdoubt does not mean to doubt wrongly — the mis- here reinforces rather than negates, a habit English has almost entirely dropped.</description><pubDate>Tue, 28 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><category>etymology</category><category>vocabulary</category><category>shakespeare</category></item><item><title>Marcel Duchamp on contradicting yourself</title><link>https://unique.rzen.dev/find/quote-duchamp-contradict-myself/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://unique.rzen.dev/find/quote-duchamp-contradict-myself/</guid><description>A.Word.A.Day&apos;s daily quote from Marcel Duchamp, on forcing himself to contradict himself so he would not simply repeat his own preferences.</description><pubDate>Tue, 28 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><category>creativity</category><category>taste</category><category>artists</category></item><item><title>Antipelargy</title><link>https://unique.rzen.dev/find/antipelargy/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://unique.rzen.dev/find/antipelargy/</guid><description>Antipelargy: the love and care children return to their parents, from the Greek for stork — anti- here meaning &apos;in return&apos;, not &apos;against&apos;.</description><pubDate>Mon, 27 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><category>etymology</category><category>vocabulary</category><category>greek</category></item><item><title>The Eight-Character Password</title><link>https://unique.rzen.dev/find/joke-eight-character-password/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://unique.rzen.dev/find/joke-eight-character-password/</guid><description>A pun about counting the characters in a password requirement.</description><pubDate>Sat, 25 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><category>pun</category><category>wordplay</category><category>passwords</category></item><item><title>Amelia Earhart on the cake bakers</title><link>https://unique.rzen.dev/find/earhart-cake-bakers-quote/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://unique.rzen.dev/find/earhart-cake-bakers-quote/</guid><description>Amelia Earhart&apos;s 1932 acceptance speech for the Outstanding American Woman award, dedicating the honor to &quot;the cake bakers&quot; 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GMT</pubDate><category>dad-joke</category><category>humor</category></item><item><title>Kundera: &quot;We can never know what to want&quot;</title><link>https://unique.rzen.dev/find/kundera-never-know-want/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://unique.rzen.dev/find/kundera-never-know-want/</guid><description>Milan Kundera on the structural irreversibility of life decisions — surfaced in a Maria Popova essay on ambivalence.</description><pubDate>Wed, 20 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><category>quote</category><category>kundera</category><category>philosophy</category></item><item><title>George Schaller: &quot;Her being eludes me&quot;</title><link>https://unique.rzen.dev/find/schaller-her-being-eludes-me/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://unique.rzen.dev/find/schaller-her-being-eludes-me/</guid><description>Conservationist George Schaller on the limit of observing a panda — surfaced in a Maria Popova essay on the inner worlds of other creatures.</description><pubDate>Wed, 20 May 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00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><category>dad-joke</category><category>humor</category></item><item><title>Postmen Anagram Joke</title><link>https://unique.rzen.dev/find/joke-postmen-anagram/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://unique.rzen.dev/find/joke-postmen-anagram/</guid><description>An anagram joke about the postal service.</description><pubDate>Wed, 13 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><category>dad-joke</category><category>humor</category><category>anagram</category></item><item><title>The Queue Silent-Letters Joke</title><link>https://unique.rzen.dev/find/joke-queue-silent-letters/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://unique.rzen.dev/find/joke-queue-silent-letters/</guid><description>An etymology-flavoured pun about the spelling of &apos;queue&apos;.</description><pubDate>Wed, 13 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><category>dad-joke</category><category>humor</category><category>language</category></item><item><title>The Shatner Panties 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Talleyrand and Napoleon&apos;s later attributions are spurious.</description><pubDate>Sat, 09 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><category>attribution</category><category>napoleon</category><category>history</category><category>talleyrand</category></item><item><title>Gary Snyder — &quot;The cage they were tricked into entering&quot;</title><link>https://unique.rzen.dev/find/gary-snyder-cage/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://unique.rzen.dev/find/gary-snyder-cage/</guid><description>Snyder&apos;s 1969 diary line on the literary tradition&apos;s tendency to rationalise the cage: &quot;the talk of people trying to convince themselves that they really like the cage they were tricked into entering.&quot;</description><pubDate>Sat, 09 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><category>snyder</category><category>philosophy</category><category>beat</category><category>freedom</category></item><item><title>The Plain Bagel Joke</title><link>https://unique.rzen.dev/find/joke-bagel-plain/</link><guid 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00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><category>pun</category><category>fast-food</category><category>royalty</category></item><item><title>The Chinese Lightbulb Joke</title><link>https://unique.rzen.dev/find/joke-chinese-lightbulb-dim-sum/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://unique.rzen.dev/find/joke-chinese-lightbulb-dim-sum/</guid><description>A pun about durable Chinese lightbulbs.</description><pubDate>Sat, 09 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><category>pun</category><category>food</category><category>lightbulb</category></item><item><title>The Harp Discount Joke</title><link>https://unique.rzen.dev/find/joke-harp-pull-strings/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://unique.rzen.dev/find/joke-harp-pull-strings/</guid><description>A musical pun about discount harps and connections.</description><pubDate>Sat, 09 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><category>pun</category><category>music</category><category>instruments</category></item><item><title>The Magician&apos;s Pear 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GMT</pubDate><category>pynchon</category><category>power</category><category>attention</category><category>fiction</category></item><item><title>The Sample Text Project</title><link>https://unique.rzen.dev/find/sample-text-store-merch/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://unique.rzen.dev/find/sample-text-store-merch/</guid><description>An AI generates a random three-word phrase and a matching image; print-on-demand turns the result into a t-shirt or mug. Comedy because committee.</description><pubDate>Sat, 09 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><category>ai</category><category>merch</category><category>surreal</category><category>art-project</category></item><item><title>Echoes of Genius: Enduring Wisdom from Great Minds</title><link>https://unique.rzen.dev/find/echoes-of-genius/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://unique.rzen.dev/find/echoes-of-genius/</guid><description>366 quotes by subject — one per day — sourced from the kind of people who actually had something to say.</description><pubDate>Wed, 06 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><category>book</category><category>quotes</category><category>calendar</category><category>daily-read</category><category>giftable</category></item><item><title>Freud on Spending Affection</title><link>https://unique.rzen.dev/find/freud-affections-spending/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://unique.rzen.dev/find/freud-affections-spending/</guid><description>An economy of affection that contradicts every 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May 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><category>pun</category><category>idiom</category><category>short</category></item><item><title>The Tall Order Joke</title><link>https://unique.rzen.dev/find/joke-eiffel-tower-tall-order/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://unique.rzen.dev/find/joke-eiffel-tower-tall-order/</guid><description>An idiom-pun joke whose punchline is also literally true about the Eiffel Tower.</description><pubDate>Wed, 06 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><category>pun</category><category>idiom</category><category>baking</category></item><item><title>The Einstein, Newton, and Pascal Joke</title><link>https://unique.rzen.dev/find/joke-einstein-newton-pascal/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://unique.rzen.dev/find/joke-einstein-newton-pascal/</guid><description>Three physicists, three counting strategies, one chalk square.</description><pubDate>Wed, 06 May 2026 00:00:00 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